Time To Retire

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    13-Jul-2015

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Chalkboard PowerPoint PresentationYou Know Its Time To Retire When:YOU ARRIVE LATE, BUT MAKE UP FOR IT BY LEAVING EARLY EVERYDAY.YOUNGER TEACHERS LOOK AT YOU FUNNY WHEN YOU MENTIONRECORD PLAYERS, STENCILS OR DICK AND JANE.YOU DONT FIT ON THE LITTLE CHAIRS ANYMORE,AND THE KIDS HAVE TO HELP YOU GET BACK UP.YOUR FAVORITE TIE AND SHOES ARE OLDER THAN THE CHILDRENYOU ARE CURRENTLY TEACHING.PARENTS ASK INAMAZEMENT IF YOU ARE STILL TEACHING WHEN THEY SEE YOU AT THEMALL.INSTEAD OF JEWELLRY AROUND YOUR NECK YOU HAVE A PAIR OFGLASSES ON A STRING, A WHISTLE AND A LANYARD WITH YOUR NAMEON IT IN CASE YOU GET LOST.YOU HAVE TO ASK WHAT THE BELLS ARE FOR: IF IT IS TIME TOEAT, GO OUTSIDE, OR TEACH A CLASS SOMEWHERE? AND WHERE WOULD THAT BE EXACTLY?IF THE FONT YOU USE ON THE PAGES WITH WHICH YOU TEACHIS GETTING LARGER FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT RATHER THAN THAT OFTHE STUDENTS, AND YOU HAVE TO HOLD OFFICE MEMOS AT ARMS LENGTHTO READ THEM.FINALLY: YOU KNOW IT IS TIME TO RETIRE WHEN YOU HAVE TOSET YOUR ALARM AT 6 PM TO GET UP THE NEXT MORNING SO THAT YOUDONT FORGET BEFORE YOU GO TO BED AT 7

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